Typography Law Enforcement & Kerning Citation Generator

The Font Police Badge & Citation Generator ๐Ÿšจ

Generate official Font Police violation citations, caution tape banners, and humorous kerning tickets to call out typography crimes across the web.

Official Police Badge Citation ๐Ÿšจ
๐Ÿšจ ใ€– ๐”ฝ๐•†โ„•๐•‹ โ„™๐•†๐•ƒ๐•€โ„‚๐”ผ โ„‚๐•€๐•‹๐”ธ๐•‹๐•€๐•†โ„• ใ€—
โš ๏ธ OFFENSE: ๐•๐ˆ๐Ž๐‹๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐: ๐๐€๐ƒ ๐Š๐„๐‘๐๐ˆ๐๐†
๐Ÿ“‹ STATUS: TICKET ISSUED ๐Ÿš”

Official faux ticket layout for calling out bad font combinations, artificial stretching, and comic sans.

Strict Kerning Warning Stamp (โš ๏ธ)
โš ๏ธ [KERNING ARREST]: ๐•๐•€๐•†๐•ƒ๐”ธ๐•‹๐•€๐•†โ„•: ๐”น๐”ธ๐”ป ๐•‚๐”ผโ„โ„•๐•€โ„•๐”พ โš ๏ธ

Double-struck urgent warning for unadjusted optical tracking and loose letter pairs.

Monospaced Evidence Log File
[CASE #9021] :: INCIDENT >> ๐š…๐™ธ๐™พ๐™ป๐™ฐ๐šƒ๐™ธ๐™พ๐™ฝ: ๐™ฑ๐™ฐ๐™ณ ๐™บ๐™ด๐š๐™ฝ๐™ธ๐™ฝ๐™ถ

Typewritten forensic police evidence string for design critiques and typography memes.

Redline Stamped Cordon (โ›”)
โ›” CRIME SCENE: DO NOT CROSS โ›”
๐•๐ˆ๐Ž๐‹๐€๐“๐ˆ๐Ž๐: ๐๐€๐ƒ ๐Š๐„๐‘๐๐ˆ๐๐†

Barricade caution tape banner for atrocious font pairing crimes.

Bold Blackout Censor Stamp
โ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–‘ CITATION: VIOLATION: BAD KERNING โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–ˆ

Redacted confidential police file header block.

Official Font Crime Penal Code

Artificial Scaling / Distortion

Felony

Stretching or compressing a font horizontally or vertically without using an official condensed or extended width font.

โš–๏ธ Sentence: Revocation of Adobe Creative Cloud license

Fake Small Caps / Pseudo-Bold

Misdemeanor

Using software "faux bold" or "faux italic" buttons instead of linking actual font files, distorting stroke weights.

โš–๏ธ Sentence: Manual letterspacing on 500 pages of body copy

Bad Kerning (Keming)

Gross Negligence

Leaving default metrics kerning on large display headlines where "r" and "n" collapse into "m".

โš–๏ธ Sentence: Mandatory optical kerning test

Comic Sans in Formal Documents

Capital Infraction

Using informal casual scripts for medical warnings, bank slips, legal contracts, or memorial plaques.

โš–๏ธ Sentence: Community service re-typesetting in Bodoni